Gizmo Le Grand

Gizmo LeGrand: What iz hazzerd? I just want to make her get up becuz I am hungry. And sometimes making sticks fall on floor gets her up. But then I heared this loud, awful caterwalling sound and I jumped and then something went crash and something else fell and the rug got wet and I hightailed it out of there. and she wuz mad. When she tryed to put rug on yellow branch to dry it fell down. another big crash. Iz she trying to scare me to deth?

Oh, yes, I did finly get fed.