Gizmo Le Grand

Gizmo: I luvs it when my peeple puts soft fur thing in her lap. I getz up into her lap when itz there. It makes me fall asleep rite away, but sometimes she wakes me up and makes me move. And sometimz itz on the bed and I just snuggle up and fall asleep, but then I have to wake up and move. 

Wait, what's that I hear? Does Mimi have a mouse? I don't see it, but I hear it. No, not the mous. I hear Mimi batting something around the floor. A flash of something shiny. What is it? I have to go find out. Talk to you later.


Mimi: I found it on the table. Itz plastic, and you know how I luvs plastic. Hey, Squeeky, itz mine! 

Squeaky: I has thumbs. Let me have it. Whoa! Where did it go? 

Mimi: Over here. I found it. Itz mine! Peeplz, what do you mean, we're insane? What does that mean?

Squeaky: We waited all morning for peeplz to get up and feed us. Then they went away. We waited for them to come home. It took a long time. I took a nap while I waz waiting. Now I iz happy, I can go get my chin rubbed and maybe one of them will brush my back. 

I was hiding in the metal sink. She couldn't find me. I know she couldn't see me. How do I know? Because she turned a shiny thing and water came out and scared me. I screamed: Meeeooowwww! (Translation: Hey, watch what you're doing there!) Jeesh.

Miss Mimi

Mimi: That Gizmo, he iz a peece of work isn't he? He iz taller than me but iz not cuter. No siree.

And he's worthless when it comz to mouses. I am best mouser in the house. I had mouse the other nite. I caut it and it waz mine. I told everyone it waz mine. But one of peeplz in house, he came with white paper and took from me. Actually, took from Gizmo, who was batting it around place and playing with it. Thanks a lot, Gizmo.

Other two catz, they like food too much. Me, I wait till thay are done eating. No acting like pig at trough for me.

I never had kittens of my own, but other peeplz in house has colorful kittens of all sizez. I keep trying to put them in a nest, but peepl just yells and callz me some weerd thing, soundz like yarn theef. WTF? She isn't taking care of kittenz, why won't she let me take care of colorful kittenz?

And speeking of kittenz, I do not like human kittenz. Human kittenz are loud and scary. They terrify me.

Peeplz all want to pick me up and rub my fur. Soft, soft, they say. I don't like to be picked up, well, not much. I'd much rather sit in a sink or bathtub, where I can chew on the plastic sheet hanging from the ceiling. I don't know why, but that's my favorite place to be. bathtub. sink.

Hey, what's Gizmo doing? I gotz to go see what Gizmo is so excited about. Cach you later.

Gizmo Le Grand

Gizmo: I is smartest kat in houz. I is smarter than girlz. I is also cuter than girlz. 

Want to know what I lives for? I lives to get treets. I knowz how to get peeplez to give them to me. I just be adorable. I rollz over and clawz at scraching post. Peeplez think dat is soooo cute. Dey gives me treetz every time. If dey don't, I go tawk to dem. Mow-wow? I sez.

But is weerd. When I do same ting to big long green chare, peeplez yell at me and sometimez sprayz me with cold wet stuff insted of giving me treetz.

What? What do you meen, I can't spel? Hay, I is just lerning to tipe. Will getz better.

Arn't I beeeyutiful? Gots to run. Litterbox, You know. Later, frendz.