Gizmo Le Grand

Gizmo: I is smartest kat in houz. I is smarter than girlz. I is also cuter than girlz. 

Want to know what I lives for? I lives to get treets. I knowz how to get peeplez to give them to me. I just be adorable. I rollz over and clawz at scraching post. Peeplez think dat is soooo cute. Dey gives me treetz every time. If dey don't, I go tawk to dem. Mow-wow? I sez.

But is weerd. When I do same ting to big long green chare, peeplez yell at me and sometimez sprayz me with cold wet stuff insted of giving me treetz.

What? What do you meen, I can't spel? Hay, I is just lerning to tipe. Will getz better.

Arn't I beeeyutiful? Gots to run. Litterbox, You know. Later, frendz.