Miss Mimi

Mimi: That Gizmo, he iz a peece of work isn't he? He iz taller than me but iz not cuter. No siree.

And he's worthless when it comz to mouses. I am best mouser in the house. I had mouse the other nite. I caut it and it waz mine. I told everyone it waz mine. But one of peeplz in house, he came with white paper and took from me. Actually, took from Gizmo, who was batting it around place and playing with it. Thanks a lot, Gizmo.

Other two catz, they like food too much. Me, I wait till thay are done eating. No acting like pig at trough for me.

I never had kittens of my own, but other peeplz in house has colorful kittens of all sizez. I keep trying to put them in a nest, but peepl just yells and callz me some weerd thing, soundz like yarn theef. WTF? She isn't taking care of kittenz, why won't she let me take care of colorful kittenz?

And speeking of kittenz, I do not like human kittenz. Human kittenz are loud and scary. They terrify me.

Peeplz all want to pick me up and rub my fur. Soft, soft, they say. I don't like to be picked up, well, not much. I'd much rather sit in a sink or bathtub, where I can chew on the plastic sheet hanging from the ceiling. I don't know why, but that's my favorite place to be. bathtub. sink.

Hey, what's Gizmo doing? I gotz to go see what Gizmo is so excited about. Cach you later.